So, Vanessa, your chart says that we are changing your cast today.
What?! X-Ray Man Mike, that’s not what you all said last time! You said I got a boot.
Well, I’ll check with the doctor.
Hey Mike, take Vanessa’s cast off and give her another one.
Dr Ryan she doesn’t want another cast.
(loudly) I don’t give a damn what she wants!
Waiting Room: Cracks up.
Yes Dr Ryan?
I want you to make me a solemn promise. You can have a boot if you wear it just like a cast and only take it off for bathing.
I mean it.
Yes, OK! How can you tell if it’s working?
We’ll be able to tell after four weeks when you start doing some exercises.
Damn. Can I go to PT?
No! I don’t want some physical therapist messing up my work!
Can I drive?
No, it’s illegal in that boot.